im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's never too late to be topless.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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