what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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