Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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