dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
