i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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