Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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