Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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