none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just had sex bonerless
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage