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party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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