Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.