Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh