after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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