just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you didnt know i had herpes?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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