I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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