Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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