school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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