Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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