After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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