It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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