I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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