They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.