oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.