i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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