strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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