Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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