He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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