How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?