I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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