so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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