She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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