I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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