ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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