I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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