out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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