S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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