so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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