Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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