im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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