my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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