i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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