Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I CAN MOONWALK!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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