Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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