Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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