I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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