dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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