Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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