It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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