I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
They took my balls.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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