today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.