Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?