Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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