so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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