He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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