So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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