The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
there is puke in my bra ... again
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